#esp when i see jask

[stromuprisahat]

#sir i know you're on tumblr you KNOW we're insane for you and jaskier

ladynearthelake:

#six seasons and a mother fucking movie please

bellamyblakru:

#bro if rather watch just bard shenanigans pls joey batey i beg

finleycannotdraw:

#TELL JOEY BATEY THAT JASKIER IS THE ONLY REASON I STILL CARE ABT THE SHOW

wren-of-the-woods:

#joey i mean this in the politest way possible: you are very very wrong #take one look at ao3 or tumblr and you'll find hundreds of people who would watch that

crownmystars:

#i would watch that #a jaskier centric show esp with cavill leaving

panur:

look, we just need 4 seasons of jaskier and Yen pretending to be married

lady-sigyn:

Give me 50 seasons of just Jaskier doing his thing and I'll give you all my money

whatspastisprologue-blr:

What do you mean, nobody wants to see just Jaskier?! Jasksier is one of the only good things from the whole show! A whole episode could be about watching paint dry and Joey would still find a way to make it interesting!

the-chiseled-dorito-of-justice:

#i dont care if the showrunners want it  I WANT IT #he could be talking about grass gowing or paint drying and id watch it

lovelysailboat:

#I would watch a spin-off with Jaskier showing what he is up to when he isn’t with Geralt

chaoticfandomthot:

Joey underestimates us, i'd also watch ten hours of him staring at a brick wall

inthishousewelovejoeybatey:

#JOEY I WOULD SELL MY SOUL TO BE ABLE TO WATCH A SPIN OFF OF JASKIER DOING HIS CUTE LITTLE BARD THING #IF YOUR DOWN SO AM I WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR

kaiyonohime:

#Just Jaskier wouldn't work #We need him running around and yelling at Valdo #And Yennefer watching and cheering with wine

obliviouspoptart:

#I WOULD PAY ALL THE MONEY JUST TO FOLLOW JASKIER AROUND THE CONTINENT JOEY #I WANT TO JUST SEE JASKIER JOEY #I WANT JASKIER AND YENN TO ABANDON ALL THE BULLSHIT AND HAVE SLUTTY ADVENTURES JOEY #I WOULD WATCH YOU STARE AT A BRICK WALL I SWEAR #okay. normal. i would kill for a jaskier spin-off bc i trust joey batey with jaskier So Much #and?? IMAGINE the killer music we’d get????

witcher-and-his-bard:

#oh sweet boy #if he only knew how many people watch almost exclusively for jask these days

andsometimesgoldcanstay:

#sir they literally included just you in blood origin bc they knew it would guarantee that people would watch it

thatwonderouswoman:

Even if Henry wasn't leaving, I would definitely want to know more about Jaskier's adventures alone.

Now that Henry is leaving after season 3? I would much rather watch a Jaskier spin-off. At least give him a movie or something.

#could he stare at the brickwall shirtless tho?

naddiru:

I would watch the shit out of a jaskier show that focus only on himself, and he isn't even my favorite! Just imagine a show about his time in oxenfurt! Young jaskier doing shit while learning the seven arts!

#please #give us more jaskier #and joey batey some confidence #he has no idea how much we love him

charlataninred:

#i would watch a 20 hour show just of Jaskier in prison talking to rats/mice and pissing off the guards

vampyre-rat:

little does he know hes the only reason i watch that show in the first place…

thetardigrape:

#i would absolutely watch an entire series of jaskier singing and fucking his way across the continent #but for reasons i think should be obvious #i'd rather hissrich not be involved

someone tell joey batey i'd watch ten hours of him staring at a brick wall <3

[saltytransidiot]

I think the part 2 of Pathway To Your Lips will have a sprinkling, a hint, a tasteful flavoring of soulmate Geralt and Jaskier... 

Why, you ask? I have two reasons: 

1 -- I’m gay and I need some happiness in those trying times, so it’s Treat Yo Self in writing moments 

2 -- Considering the short time frame, it’ll solve so many of my issues

Oh and it allows me to not break my mind trying to make it fit properly in a world where Geralt doesn’t like... open up to people... 

[guesst]

okay so i think 100 and 91 could be funny esp if like you wrote it but also eh or like 84 and 66 (tbh i had another number but i didn't find it again) also i love your chaos so choose your own damn characters please i'm trying to write here without getting distracted, as you can see it's going great :)

ask game a. [100 & 91] Accidentally saving the day + PWP

or

b. [84 & 66] Its not You, It’s My Enemies + Married to the Job

with any ships

…lets do both hahaha

anyway-

a. washjeanist

since it’s pwp then. there shouldnt be a plot. in that case

best jeanist is sobbing in his agency lobby, having his precious face jask (jean mask) utterly soiled by a local villain. its his favourite jask. he attaches so much emotional importance to it. its horrifying that he let it get dirt on it. and now it must be treated specially with very very rare and special jashing liquid that is only found in a remote corner of australia. he shouldnt have worn his jask today. as he takes his jask off, he reveals his beautiful and wonderful face. coincidentally, a strong wind blows through the lobby just at this moment and the jask is ripped out of his hands into the waiting arms of laundry hero wash, who was popping by for an update to a case he was working with the jagency on.

wash looks at the soiled jask and gasps, and without thinking, places it delicately into his stomach and tosses in some ultra super special and magnificent washing liquid and then his stomach goes vrrvrrrr and jeanist is watching in horror. his precious jask! no!

jeanist approaches wash and collapses at his feet in despair and wash is like “wash wash wash” (oh, jeanist. do not fear.) and whips open his stomach to reveal the jask in better condition than ever before. and then jeanist looks up at wash, starstruck at his hero. his saviour. the cleaner of his jask. wash looks back down at this oddly beautiful unjasked man. and then they have some excellent celebratory sex to finish the fic off.

b. unrequited davemight

“toshinori,” says david seductively, “come sleep with me toshinori”

toshinori looks up from his work to see his bestie dave draped over the single person couch with an open sleeping robe on. toshinori thinks this is his friend’s attempt at seduction.

”sorry dave,” says toshinori solemnly, “i cant. i just dont see you that way. plus i have more important things to do, like looking for all for one.”

and then he holds up a picture of all for one and when dave sees it he realises that all for one is sorta hot and he’s like, “oh my god, toshinori. hes hot. is that why ur refusing me”

and toshinori is like “well yeah its not you im after. its my enemy”

and the thing is he’s being perfectly honest, he is not on a manhunt for dave he is on a manhunt for all for one so he can punch all for one’s face in. he will not rest until he has avenged his master. there is no time for romance when all for one is out there (thats the bit where the married the job comes in)

but david misunderstands and is weeping and sobbing openly until he decides that nighteye was better anyway (but nighteye isnt into him either) and then he decides to wingman toshinori and all for one bevause if he cant be happy then at least he can watch some good old enemies to lovers. neither of the involved parties appreciate this and then it becomes a fake marriage au so they can get david off their backs AND stay in close proximity to each other which is even better actually because they have a bigger and bigger chance of being able to kill each other.

except now they have to adopt a child to keep up the facade and they hate each other so much so they keep dragging each other into rooms to have some alone time but the alone time is just comtinuous murder attempts until someone walks in and they have to embrace passionately but theyre trying to crush each other. anyway both of them end up divorced and then its a custody battle for their child.

i kind of like this idea actually..

[kenobihater]

Fanfic asks

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F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it. Chapter 4 of MTB: “E chu ta!” The tween snarls so violently that he makes the man flinch and then get berated by his friends for being scared of a child. Obi-Wan says nothing as the young redhead puts up his hood and holds open the door for him. They immediately walk towards the distant cranes and glowing ship cutters in the scrapyard itself. The silence irks him, something in the Force burrowing under his skin. It’s been building for a while but is so intangible and fleeting that he finds himself glad of his own shielding. “Do you speak Mando’a?” he asks, trying to find something to fill the dead air between them. The kid looks over his shoulder and squints before quickening his pace. “Bits and pieces,” is all he answers. Obi-Wan changes the subject, sensing a sore spot. “What’s your job?” he asks, getting the feeling that he didn’t get injured from working in a greasy spoon. The kid stops in his tracks and whips around. Something jagged and hurting rears its head in the Force. “Why? Why do you care?” he snaps. Obi-Wan holds up his hands. “You remind me of myself at your age, is all. I want to know why you are alone,” he says, trying to keep a calm tone. If he loses the kid now, he loses both his lead, and contact with someone who is starting to look more and more like a live wire in the Force. The child doesn’t speak, but a heavy grief settles over his face and swamps the pair of them. “Everyone died. Now it’s just me. Are you happy, now? Can we continue?” he asks, shuttering himself and his pain off, and Obi-Wan leaves it for now.

I really enjoyed writing Cal as a feral little menace who bristles at practically everything. Dgmw, he's actually a sweetheart, but at first I wanted him to seem rough around the edges, and I feel I did a pretty good job with that.

G: Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order? That depends. Oneshots I usually write straight through. Multichaps I start at the beginning but inevitably end up bouncing around when inspiration hits. I: Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)? Yes, I occasionally sacrifice my morals and read Marvel fic, but only for Matt Murdock! He's a comfort character of mine, esp cause I like to headcanon him as both trans and bipolar. I really love fics where he's Peter Parker's mentor - that's some quality shit right there. M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share? Multiple, in multiple fandoms! In Witcher, the only fic I have going so far is one where Jaskier finds Ciri after The Mountain Breakup and protects her. Geraskier is endgame, but the focus is on Ciri and Jask. In ATLA, I'm working on an AU where Zuko gets stuck in the spirit world, and the only person who can see him is Sokka - obviously it's a Zukka fic lol. And in SW... I have a lot. Rn the one I've been tossing around for the past few days is a Codywan fic where Obi-Wan can't seem to stay dead. I'm in a spooky mood lol. N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you? Ugh, Running From Something Larger Than Yourself. Fuck that fic. I've been wrestling with it since JULY. No clue if/when it'll ever get updated, I'm sorry to say. Also, an Inquisitor!Cal longfic. There aren’t nearly enough of them, last I checked. I started one in January and got maybe 40k in before I realized it was BAD. Maybe one day I’ll write a decent one, who knows? X: A character you enjoy making suffer. Ooh, hard question. Probably Obi-Wan? He experiences so much shit in his life that I feel he handles trauma in really compelling ways. Fox is a really good candidate for angst as well.

Thank you so much for all of the questions! :)